so i’m mopping around the grocery store and come across this lil end-cap display peddling Dove Men+Care bar soap and body wash. considering i’ve been using Dove UNSCENTED for years, after realizing Ivory soap was drying the hell outta my skin….i find it humorous that Dove has now jumped on the products for men bandwagon.
truth of the matter is: men have always cared about their skin, and more times than not, they sneaked and used their wives and girlfriends products, either outta curiousity or recommendation. so all of these lines of products now geared toward men don’t really impress me. now a line made exclusively for me…totally different. but you gotta do something more than making the package more “masculine” to draw me in.

hell, i’ve been using dove for 6-7 years now. the only thing that really bothers me about skin care products for us is, they create the most gawd-awful scents. i’ve never in my damn life wanted to smell like an ocean, a tree or “energy”….nor does clean have a damn scent…SO STOP CALLING IT CLEAN!!!! all the fragrances are just too overpowering for my taste. by the time you add the frangrance of the soap with an aftershave, deoderant and then cologne and you’ll need to take another shower smelling like a hot ass mess. but i digress….
Dove kept it pretty simple with three scents: Clean Comfort, Deep Clean and Extra Fresh. they have a body and face wash (not trusting THAT duo!) which confuses me. either it’s strong enough to clean your body, but too strong for your face….or it’s mild enough to clean your face and pretty weak on the body. dammit, i’m confused now!!! they also make a bar soap in the same fragrances and a dual sided shower tool…which is a fancy way of saying “Man Loofa”.
i’ll be picking up one of each other the weekend and tell you what i think after a week of using it. i really wish they would make fragrance-free men’s skin care as well.
my personal testimony: i tried ”Clean Comfort” out last night……cleaned me up just fine……lather was rich and thick…..wait…….wait a minute…..OH GAWD!…it smells like Wings for Men…..i HATE Wings for Men….OH GAWD!…my whole bathroom now smells like Wings for Men….too lazy to take another shower……had to sleep overnight smelling like Wings for Men…..wasn’t happy i smelled like Wings for Men/Clean Comfort…..slept horribly….can’t wait until the morning to shower this gawd awful smell outta my flesh. i might have been clean, but i wasn’t all that comfortable. curse you Wings for Men smelling Dove Men+Care Clean Comfort!!! curse you to hell!









